Saturday

Omegle? Omaegle? Omeagle?

whatever it's called Omeagle is a website where you talk to random strangers, like chat roulette just with the dicks everywhere.
Anyway Omeagle is a great place to mess with people. You should try it.

So I first started with being a stereotypical Australian. (Note I am from Australia) just to be a douche bag. So the first one went like this.


Then the next one went like this...

So one of my friends got on Omeagle but she ended up having a serious conversation with some indian person...

 First she started with some retarded words... then it got boring I stopped reading but your welcome to, one person who has read this blog.. Then she randomly entered a link.

So I added a million. By the way this guy waited a long time . I spent at least a minute between links and he just waited... sitting there... maybe he had no arms... and was blind... oh a was feeling sad... damn I just made a sad blind amputee even more sad also he was probably bald. Or he was just really bored or he acctually checked out my sight and I'm pissing off the only person to read this blog? nah definitely the first part!

So I'd like to end this post by saying hello as many ways possible...

Good Night and Happy New year you sad blind amputee who is bald. Goodnight...

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to everyone. I have nothing funny to say
(read- never have anything funny to say)
GAVE A GREAT 2012!!!

Monday

Facebook

I am going to complain about Facebook.Sure it's a great way to talk to friends without actually having to be in the same room and in that way facebook is great. What I hate are things like Facebook stalkers, People you have never met, Retarded tagging and fricking poking.

First I'll start with facebook stalkers. The people who you don't know anything about but when you meet they talk to you about everything on your facebook page even that "picture of your dog" or how you looked way different before. I got this from a girl, She was the creepiest person ever telling me about things I had completely forgotten.


What I hate even more is when people comment on one of your statuses with something completely different and irrelevant to what you just said

 But what I hate most about Facebook is retarded tagging. There are two forms of retarded tagging
One- Someone tags you doing something completely stupid, funny at first but later parents/teacher/boss sees it and your screwed. That's why I never let anyone post any photos of me on Facebook and tag.
Read- Scared of Camera's (Ed)
Two- When someone tags someone over something retarded like a toilet or a di*k. Not funny unless everyone is in on the joke. 

Why I hate poking...

I don't know any of these people.
Yeah imagine that many pokes on Facebook.

Check me out on facebook -  Dan FoundOut

Sunday

FIRST POST...

The first thing I see when I make a new account are the templates for blogs and I can't help but cringe a little at the names things like Awesome Inc just doesn't make sense, so that's obviously why I picked it. Me being me I also changed the bottom copyright to Not Awesome Inc


That is so funny... anyone... okay

I'm doing exactly what everyone else does when they start up a site, I spend as much time as possible on the most useless things like if the two light grays are different or not or maybe because it's late...


Which brings me to my blogs name, Definitely not high

I can't say the same for the smiley face

When I am really tired, I will do things that only someone on marijuana would do for example, 

I will look at my hand in awe

The coolest picture of a hand (not including NSFW)
Look at the trees

This is how I see trees... all the time
Start Random blog posts that no one will read

F*ck Yeah
Talk to my friends Snap, Crackle and Pot

It's funny because his name is actually Pop and I said Marijuana
Crap I need to get funnier
Okay the last part may just be a concussion that I didn't know I had, maybe I started sleep walking, when I was attacked by ninjas and I beat them, so they asked me to become one of them because they needed help with the evil samurai lord wong wang ching John. 

what are the guys second from the left doing with each other
NSFW
But they had taken our most prized ninja, Jackie Chan...


There might of been a long battle between the ninjas and the samurai and there was loads of blood and 

Also the samurai were robots 


After a bloody battle I freed Jackie Chan from the Samurais Hating on Internet Trolls (or the S.H.I.T) and then he looked at me and I had to give him money because I had seen him

Also he punched me a lot and I may have gotten the concusion from that...or I fell over 50-50. 
Or I am super tired
I should go now Snap just started peeing on Pot.

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